Been Fishing Lately ??

On Saturday morning I got up early to go fishing. I put on my long
johns, dressed quietly. I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went
to the garage to hook the boat up to the truck and down the driveway I
went. Coming out of the garage, rain was pouring down; it was like a
torrential downpour. There was snow mixed in with the rain, and the
wind was blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, I returned to the garage. I came
back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. I find
it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in
the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up
to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered,

"The weather out there is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap?"