you can't lie to mom
 
You don't even have to be a mother  to enjoy  this one...
 
Brian invited his mother over for dinner.  During the course of the  meal,
Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing  how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Stephanie, was.
 
Brian's Mom had long  been suspicious of a relationship between Brian
and Stephanie, and this had  only made her more curious.
 
Over the course of the evening, while  watching the two react, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian  and Stephanie than
 met the eye.

 Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian  volunteered, "I know what you must
 be thinking, but I assure you Stephanie  and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian  saying, "Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the  beautiful silver
gravy ladle.  You don't suppose she took it, do  you?" Brian said, !
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be  sure.  So he
sat down and wrote:
 
Dear Mom:
 
I'm not  saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying  that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact
remains that one has  been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
 
Love,  Brian
 
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother  that
read:
 
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with  Stephanie, I'm not saying that
you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the  fact remains that if
Stephanie is sleeping in her own bed, she would have  found the gravy
ladle by now.
 
Love, Mom
 
LESSON OF THE DAY ...  NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER