tight mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her

turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her

leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached

behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her

enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover

that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached

behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time

attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise

her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a

little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large

Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and

placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to

the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I

don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with

you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was