ALABAMA Women



  Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
  their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from
 Texas, and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the
 dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it
  took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house
 and the dishes were all washed and put away.
 The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
 had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes,
 and the cooking. He told his buddies that the first day he didn't see
 any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house
 was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
 The third man had married a girl from Alabama. He boasted that he
 told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
 lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
 said the first day he didn't see anything; the second day he didn't see
 anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down
 and he could see a little out of his left eye enough to fix himself a
 bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

                               Got to love them ALABAMA GIRLS!